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30 April 09

Moving Day!

Hey all I’m pretty much exclusively moving myself over to my other tumblr:

www.livingwithyourparents.tumblr.com

You should all check it out - follow it - it’s myself and my friend discussing the glories, the triumphs, the deep seeded depression that comes from living with your parents. fun times!

14 April 09
sunshinemakesmehigh:
Look where we I could be living in Maui for less than $2,000/month.

sunshinemakesmehigh:

Look where we I could be living in Maui for less than $2,000/month.

Reblogged: sunshinemakesmehigh

2 April 09
  • Stranger: i'm the BOSS
  • You: like bruce springsteen?
  • You: or like god?
  • Stranger: yeah
  • Stranger: no
  • Stranger: bruce
  • You: thats good
  • You: not sure if i want to talk to god on omegle
Posted: 12:58 AM
  • Stranger: hey
  • Stranger: i want your p in my v
  • Stranger: do a B&E with your p in my v
  • Stranger: plz
  • Stranger: thnx
  • You: what is a b&e
  • Stranger: breaking and entering, i believe
  • Stranger: lol
  • You: that sounds violent
  • You: possibly illegal
  • You: also sadly i have no p to give
  • Stranger: well damn
  • Stranger: i would have consented to it.
  • Stranger: would that have made it legal?
  • You: i dont think its really breaking and entering if you do
23 March 09
these past few months have been really shitty. you know what i can’t even say that tho because they could have been unimaginably indescribably worse. nevertheless it still makes it hard to fall asleep at 2:35am even when you know you have to be up by 8….. but you know what- when in life you get swallowed by the whale… you just gotta grab hold of your knife and start stabbing your way out. oh yeah, and hope you’re near the surface, otherwise you’re fucked.
14 March 09
i want oodles of money
no other denomination. oodles or nothing at all.
i won’t get out of bed in the morning for anything less than oodles.
i think this might be the problem of my generation.

i want oodles of money

no other denomination. oodles or nothing at all.

i won’t get out of bed in the morning for anything less than oodles.

i think this might be the problem of my generation.

13 March 09
oystersandchampagne:
It’s bigger than Pepsi versus Coke…I choose Hellmans every fucking time…’cept I like the low fat one…
it’s all about the helmanns. anyone who likes miracle whip is an idiot. as is anyone who likes hunt’s ketchup.

oystersandchampagne:

It’s bigger than Pepsi versus Coke…I choose Hellmans every fucking time…’cept I like the low fat one…

it’s all about the helmanns. anyone who likes miracle whip is an idiot. as is anyone who likes hunt’s ketchup.

Reblogged: oystersandchampagne

Posted: 11:53 PM

Reblogged: thedailywhat

Posted: 11:06 PM
this picture continues to make me infinitely happy everytime i see it. photoshop, you are the best invention ever.
this picture continues to make me infinitely happy everytime i see it. photoshop, you are the best invention ever.
Posted: 11:05 PM
for you my nutritionista
for you my nutritionista
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh