Stranger: hey
Stranger: i want your p in my v
Stranger: do a B&E with your p in my v
Stranger: plz
Stranger: thnx
You: what is a b&e
Stranger: breaking and entering, i believe
Stranger: lol
You: that sounds violent
You: possibly illegal
You: also sadly i have no p to give
Stranger: well damn
Stranger: i would have consented to it.
Stranger: would that have made it legal?
You: i dont think its really breaking and entering if you do
Apr 2nd