HOW TO MOVE FROM NYC TO LA IN 21 DAYS

Oct 22

STEP 16:

Visit Graceland Too in Holly Springs, Mississippi. The world’s largest private collection of Elvis memorabilia. The house/shrine is built like a mini Graceland and is COVERED in barbed wire. Even down to the fake blue Christmas trees and plastic lions. The proprietor is an older gentleman dressed in half of a hawaiian shirt and loose dentures who takes massive amounts of speed and methamphetamines and won’t let you get a word in edgewise. We were too scared to take a picture with him ourselves - we ran out so fast Caroline threw up in the parking lot - when he suggested he could marry us off to his suspiciously missing son - Elvis Aaron Presley McLeod - seriously.