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Mar 13
oystersandchampagne: It’s bigger than Pepsi versus Coke…I choose Hellmans every fucking time…’cept I like the low fat one… it’s all about the helmanns. anyone who likes miracle whip is an idiot. as is anyone who likes hunt’s ketchup.

oystersandchampagne:

It’s bigger than Pepsi versus Coke…I choose Hellmans every fucking time…’cept I like the low fat one…

it’s all about the helmanns. anyone who likes miracle whip is an idiot. as is anyone who likes hunt’s ketchup.

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in a love affair with america and on the ultimate 3 week roadtrip.

the players:

KATE - 24, east coast native moving to Los Angeles for an indefinite period of time. likes fountain soda, roadside kitsch and 3 dollar packs of cigarettes

MALLEY - 24, LA native meandering the country back to her beloved city of angels. likes truck stop quarter jewelry, bubblicious' caffeine properties, flashing/light up christian signs, and gas station pumpkin lattes

CAROLINE - 31, a southern bell along for the eastern portion of the trek, probably planning to leave us for dead in the Louisiana bayou and steal Kate's car. likes her overactive bladder, men in head to toe camo ensembles and "butt cuddling"

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