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Apr 02
  • Stranger: hey
  • Stranger: i want your p in my v
  • Stranger: do a B&E with your p in my v
  • Stranger: plz
  • Stranger: thnx
  • You: what is a b&e
  • Stranger: breaking and entering, i believe
  • Stranger: lol
  • You: that sounds violent
  • You: possibly illegal
  • You: also sadly i have no p to give
  • Stranger: well damn
  • Stranger: i would have consented to it.
  • Stranger: would that have made it legal?
  • You: i dont think its really breaking and entering if you do